Someone should shake some sense into this syrupy sack of useless swamp waste that is presently serving as my cerebrum.
Sexy men, Harry Potter, Pokemon, Judy Garland, Prince, Michael Jackson, Audrey Hepburn, Lady Gaga, books and tea, Modern Family, Broadway, electric guitars, Reese's peanut butter cups, and all things homosexual.
There will always be women in rubber flirting with me but I'd choose you everytime, Elphie.
If you aren't open minded to progressive ideas and point of views, close your web browser and open a fucking book.