Someone should shake some sense into this syrupy sack of useless swamp waste that is presently serving as my cerebrum.

Sexy men, Harry Potter, Pokemon, Judy Garland, Prince, Michael Jackson, Audrey Hepburn, Lady Gaga, books and tea, Modern Family, Broadway, electric guitars, Reese's peanut butter cups, and all things homosexual.

There will always be women in rubber flirting with me but I'd choose you everytime, Elphie.

If you aren't open minded to progressive ideas and point of views, close your web browser and open a fucking book.
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May
3:46am

she’s never looked better

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May
1:10pm

panem-is-everywhere:

THIS IS WHY THE INTERNET WAS CREATED. THIS WINS ALL THE AWARDS.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 

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Apr
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What is the last thing Snape says to Harry?

doingthecreeplikeaboss:

hahahaha I can imagine.

lmfao omg i can’t take this

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Apr
1:54am

vogue:

Nicki Minaj Photographed by Steven Klein for the March Issue of Vogue

buying this issue.

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Apr
3:35pm

missavagardner:

Ruth Elizabeth Davis aka Bette Davis| April 5, 1908 – October 6, 1989

I never wished I’d been a man. I always felt like a woman and wanted to be a woman. I wanted to be fulfilled professionally and personally, as a woman. There are some who might say I had penis envy, but I only had penis admiration.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETTE!

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